I finally received my Master’s degree, and to my surprise, it’s not that impressive. The document looks kinda…plain. It’s in basic Times New Roman font, italicized. Most degrees have it in fancy Old English font. And the university’s name is really small at the top with a little logo next to it. Usually the school name is the biggest thing on the degree. My high school diploma looks nicer. Seriously. This master’s just looks like a junior high ‘Student of the Month’ award. Check out these pictures for comparisons:
It seems like they just get more boring as you go up. Oh well, I should stop complaining and be grateful for what it represents.
I did far better on my thesis than I had expected though. You get two people to grade it – someone from inside the school and someone from another school. I got an A+ from internal and an A from external. The higher one trumps, so my grade is an A+. Not too shabby for finishing it a day before it was due and having no one review. I even got a spiffy little award for it. So, I thought it may be worth sharing, if you’re bored or need toilet reading material. It’s about 30 pages or so single-spaced on the post-election violence in Kenya during January 2008. Here’s the abstract:
Identities and Perceptions in Kenya’s Post Election Conflict
ABSTRACT
So, if that sounds like something you’re interested in, you can read the full paper here.
P.S. In the market for a cheap degree? I can Photoshop your name onto these and sell them to you at a discounted price. Any takers?